Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd
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:07:01
- Yeah!
- Yeah? No, I'm not.

:07:02
- I knew it!
- No, I'm not.

:07:03
- I bet you are.
- No, I bet I'm not.

:07:05
- I know you are.
- Why have I never seen you here before?

:07:08
Home school,
till today.

:07:10
Home school.
What's that?

:07:12
I go to school
where I live.

:07:15
Me too!
Seriously!

:07:17
- No?
- Yeah!

:07:19
Whoa, that's my bus! Hey! Hey!
:07:22
No, wait!
No, wait!

:07:23
Hi! Hello!
:07:25
I missed it.
Now I have to walk.

:07:28
It's right over there.
:07:30
- Is that what I think it is?
- Nope, it's a treasure map.

:07:32
Cool.
:07:34
My mom says it's
somewhere in the school.

:07:36
I don't know, I'm pretty
familiar with the school

:07:38
and I've never seen
that X before. Mm-mmm.

:07:40
Ooh, but I do
know something.

:07:42
- What?
- Yeah.

:07:44
You're it.
:07:46
I'm it?
:07:48
What's it?
:07:50
I don't really know,
you know, but whatever it is,

:07:52
it's something you
don't want to be, and right now...

:07:54
yeah, you are.
:07:56
Wait, so if I touch you,
you're it?

:07:58
- Yeah, that's how it works, Harry.
- You're it!

:08:00
- No, Harry!
- See you later!

:08:01
Wait... ahh!
:08:03
Hello, my yellow friend.
Sorry I missed ya.

:08:05
So high school's all about looking cool,
Harry, so stick with me.

:08:09
Why are those girls
dressed in matching outfits?

:08:11
They're cheerleaders, Harry.
It's a dangerous cult.

:08:14
- Don't let them talk to you.
- Don't we want them to talk to us?

:08:16
- No. No, no, no, no, no.
- Why not?

:08:18
Besides cooties and other
medical reasons,

:08:19
they're not in the cool crowd, which
I am, which you want to be a part of.

:08:22
- You know what I mean?
- No. Hey.

:08:28
- What about her?
- She's a total dork.

:08:30
I mean, just look
how she dresses.

:08:32
Check out that skirt. I mean,
it's so short. Where's the flood?

:08:35
And that sweater... it's so tight,
her milk-bubbles are popping out.

:08:38
Loser.
:08:39
Oh my gosh, she's not
wearing underwear.

:08:41
Yeah, how dorky is that.
I'm wearing two pair right now.

:08:43
Me too.
:08:46
This is my Mohawk friend, Turk.
:08:48
He's part of the cool crowd.
Hey, Kimosabe!

:08:50
Shut up, ass-face.
:08:51
That's the Iroquois name he gave me
for having the strong face of an ass.

:08:54
Looks like we're going
to go have a pow-wow!

:08:57
Ooh. Hi.
:08:59
I hope the carpet
matches the drapes.


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