Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd
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Well, that was
a mood breaker.

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You know, honey...
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I think I've finally
figured out a way

:11:08
to bilk this school
out of enough money

:11:10
to get us that condo
in Waikiki.

:11:13
How, sweet baby?
You've done it all.

:11:15
Small potatoes.
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This is the big one.
This is visionary.

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This idea is genius.
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Look at this.
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The Richard Moffitt
Special Needs Grant.

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This Moffitt guy used to be
in a special needs program,

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and then he learns to string
a couple of sentences together

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and now he's some
big hotshot.

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Anyway, the state is giving
100 grand in his name

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to every school that has
a special needs class.

:11:45
- This is fantastic!
- Mm-hmm.

:11:47
All we have to do
is kill this Moffitt guy

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and we get all the money.
:11:51
No, no.
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What we need is to set up
a fake special needs class.

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We start our own class.
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Problem is,
where do we find kids...

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we can pass off
as special?

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Okay, that's high enough!
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- Thanks, Turk.
- I'm flying! Woo-hoo!

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So this is what a flag
sees all day.

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- Yeah.
- And your friend Turk is totally great.

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Yeah, he's aces, huh?
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Hey, thanks, Turk!
We're so high!

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Bingo.
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Welcome to special needs
orientation.

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I'm Ms. Heller,
the lunch lady.

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And it...
damn.

:12:34
I mean, your new teacher.
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Yeah.
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Now the reason you two are here
before class officially starts

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is because you're...
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extra special.
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Thank you.
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And were personally selected
by Principal Collins.

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Who's Principal Collins?
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- He's the principal.
- Wow.

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Your first assignment
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is to pick
the rest of the class.


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