:23:01
- Harry.
- Harry. Come with me, Harry.
:23:04
- What's up, Pop?
- We need to talk.
:23:07
So you must be in the air force.
I like your flight suit.
:23:10
- I'm a custodian.
- Well, then...
:23:13
aye aye, sir!
:23:16
Okay, what are you crazy boys
doing in my tool shed?
:23:18
We're not crazy, Dad,
we're special.
:23:20
And Principal Collins wants us
to have our own special classroom.
:23:23
My boy's special,
how 'bout that?!
:23:27
I knew you
were different! Ohhh!
:23:30
I'm taking the day off.
:23:32
Come on, come on.
:23:34
All right, guys,
now that teacher lady's gone,
:23:36
um... I have a question.
:23:38
Do you guys know why
our class is in the tool shed?
:23:41
Who cares, Lewis?
It's better than real school.
:23:44
If we don't mess this up,
:23:46
we can go a whole year without
doing any real work at all.
:23:48
Yeah, man, we can do
anything we want.
:23:51
Anything.
:23:52
Anything?
:23:54
So if I had a girlfriend like Terri,
I could bring her here and...
:23:59
do stuff with her?
:24:01
You got it, jerk-off.
:24:03
Then I'm in.
Yeah.
:24:05
But I came here to learn
about America.
:24:10
Listen, baby,
:24:12
there is nothing more American
:24:14
than not doing anything
and getting away with it.
:24:17
Ohh.
Then I'm in.
:24:18
- Just like jerk-off.
- Lewis.
:24:24
Carl?
:24:28
- He's snapping out of it.
- We need him.
:24:30
I know.
Come on, kid!
:24:32
- Come on, come on!
- Go get some!
:24:38
Carl?
:24:41
Oh, wow.
:24:45
Who is Benjamin Franklin again?
:24:46
He's the pilgrim who used
penicillin to kill Godzilla.
:24:49
Right.
How'd you get so smart?
:24:51
Public school.
Yeah.
:24:52
When you live in the basement,
you breathe in a lot of chalk dust.
:24:55
It writes all the answers
all over your brain.
:24:57
- You're so lucky.
- Ooh, now...
:24:58
- How 'bout a Slushee?
- A. Slushee.