1:08:01
- Yeah.
- Oh yeah.
1:08:03
And that is how l,
Principal Collins,
1:08:06
became the mastermind
behind this glorious plan.
1:08:09
It's the crime
of the century.
1:08:11
He's right. We have committed
the crime of the century.
1:08:15
We never thanked him
for giving us the special needs class!
1:08:18
But what do we do?
1:08:22
I have an idea.
1:08:29
Welcome to
the Providence Hills High School
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Thanksgiving parade!
1:08:33
Aren't you glad
you're not watching football?
1:08:35
This year's theme,
white meat or dark?
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Floats and exhibits from
all classes and organizations.
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So enjoy.
1:08:46
What the hell is that?
1:08:48
What did you morons do?
1:08:50
Where's George Washington?
What do we do with this?
1:08:52
- Looks great, doesn't he?
- No.
1:08:54
What were you guys thinking?
1:08:55
Why'd you give him
a makeover?
1:09:00
Sorry I'm late.
Woke up tied to the bed.
1:09:03
Somebody cut my hair
while I was sleeping.
1:09:05
Hey, that's my hair!
1:09:09
It's the marching band's
musical tribute to stuffing.
1:09:14
Please do not throw cigarettes
at the floats.
1:09:17
I've searched everywhere
and no luck.
1:09:20
The chest is
still out there.
1:09:22
That's why we get the check
as soon as Zimmer shows up
1:09:25
and blow this pop stand before
anybody finds out anything.
1:09:28
The band
sounds terrible.
1:09:30
I know, I sold all
the wind instruments.
1:09:33
Hawaiian Air,
business class.
1:09:37
- You like your new coat?
- I love it.
1:09:38
That's why our mascot
isn't a stallion anymore.
1:09:42
- This is horse?
- No, no, no, I sold the horse,
1:09:45
- To pay for the...
- I didn't know horse could feel this soft.
1:09:48
That's not horse, honey.
Yes, yes, it is soft.
1:09:52
So what do you think
of the float?
1:09:53
- Guys, this is much better.
- Yeah.
1:09:56
Principal Collins is
a way greater American
1:09:58
than George Washington
will ever be.
1:09:59
I don't get it.
Why'd you make him a pirate?