1:14:01
Oh my God.
She's two-timing Principal Collins.
1:14:03
Yeah, with that complete loser.
1:14:05
- He's probably a jock.
- Jessica, what are you thinking?
1:14:08
Check out those stupid
butt-ugly jeans.
1:14:12
You know what, Harry?
This whole experience
1:14:14
has soured me
on women forever.
1:14:15
Yeah, we should never let
a woman come between us again.
1:14:18
That's not going to happen.
We learned a very valuable lesson here.
1:14:21
- We're not ever gonna forget that.
- Yeah.
1:14:25
Excuse us.
You're Harry and Lloyd, right?
1:14:28
- Actually, I'm Harry and he's Lloyd.
- Lloyd.
1:14:31
Well, we're the Felchers.
1:14:33
My name's Freida,
and this is Rita.
1:14:35
- Hi, boys.
- Hi.
1:14:38
We're gonna go check out
the all-girls college.
1:14:41
Do you guys wanna come?
1:14:42
- Sure!
- No, wait, Harry, Harry!
1:14:45
Just a second.
We're just gonna...
1:14:46
Listen, we got to figure out who gets who,
all right? No more competition.
1:14:49
- Right.
- Okay, so... ahem. Pick one.
1:14:54
The one on the left.
1:14:57
- What's wrong?
- That's the one that I wanted.
1:14:59
- No.
- Yeah.
1:15:00
She's one of a kind.
1:15:03
Try one in a million.
1:15:05
What should we do?
1:15:07
- You take her.
- No, I'm not going to do that to you.
1:15:10
It's okay, Harry,
I'll find somebody.
1:15:12
I'm not doing it.
Remember,
1:15:15
chicks are for fags.
1:15:17
That's a good one, Harry.
1:15:21
I'll handle this.
1:15:24
Yeah. Why don't you go ahead
and go on without us?
1:15:27
What?
What do you mean?
1:15:28
Someday you might meet somebody
as special as my friend Harry up there,
1:15:32
but I doubt it.
1:15:34
Oh and uh...
your little friend over there,
1:15:37
she's... she's nice too.
1:15:42
What?!
1:15:47
Look out, Harry!
1:15:49
Oh, Harry! Oh God, Harry!
1:15:51
Oh God, Harry!
1:15:53
Losers!
1:15:55
Oh! Oh, that was close,
huh, Harry?
1:15:58
Oh! I got dirt on my shirt.