:14:01
'Course you're not. You're 6'3"
:14:02
And had a beard since you were 15.
:14:05
Papa says my real father
:14:06
Lives in a magical place far away.
:14:10
I don't know what to do.
:14:11
At least you have a daddy.
:14:12
I was just rolled up one day and
left out here in the cold.
:14:16
But the thing is, I've never even left
the North Pole.
:14:19
Buddy, I've been around the world
Many times
:14:21
When I was a young cumulus
nimbus cloud.
:14:23
It's a wonderful place, filled with
Wondrous creatures...
:14:27
Except dogs.
:14:28
Oh, by the way, don't eat the
yellow snow.
:14:31
Oh, I know that.
:14:31
All I'm say in' is, this might be
The golden opportunity
:14:35
To find out whom you really are.
:14:41
So, I hear you're going
:14:43
On a little journey to
the big city.
:14:46
Yup. Ahh.
:14:47
I'm kind a nervous.
:14:49
Chuckles
:14:49
Leon says New York is pretty
different.
:14:51
Oh, don't pay attention to Leon.
:14:52
He's never been anywhere.
He doesn't have any feet.
:14:56
I've been to New York thousands
of times.
:14:59
Really? Mm-hmm.
:15:00
What's it like?
:15:01
Well, there are some things you
should know.
:15:04
First off, you see gum on
The street,
:15:06
Leave it there. It's not
free candy.
:15:09
Oh. Second,
:15:10
There are, like, 30 ray's
pizzas.
:15:13
They all claim to be the
Original,
:15:15
But the real one' son 11th.
:15:17
And if you see a sign that
Says "peep show,"
:15:20
That doesn't mean that
They're letting you
:15:22
Look at presents before Christmas.
:15:25
Can't wait to see my dad...
:15:26
We're gonna go ices skating and...
And eat sugar plums.
:15:30
Yeah, that's the other thing
:15:31
I wanted to talk to you about.
:15:34
You know, buddy... sighs
:15:38
Your father...
:15:40
Well... he's on the naughty list.
:15:44
No!!!
:15:48
You're taking the books back?
:15:52
Chuckles
:15:53
See, I... I see what you're trying
to do here.
:15:56
Y-you're trying to make me feel bad,
:15:57
When, in actuality, you're the one
:15:59
That missed the payments.