:42:00
Oh, I'm a human raised by humans.
:42:03
Hmm. Cool.
:42:11
Door opens so?
:42:15
It's a boy... buddy's your son.
:42:18
That's very impossible.
:42:20
You... you saw that guy out there.
:42:21
He's... he's certifiably insane.
:42:23
He's probably just reverting
:42:24
To a state of childlike
dependency.
:42:27
An elf?
:42:28
What he needs is to be nurtured.
:42:30
Oh, I see.
:42:32
So, um, uh...
:42:34
You'd like me to breastfeed him?
:42:36
Walter, just bring him home.
:42:37
Introduce him to Emily and
Michael,
:42:38
And once... once he comes to
Terms with reality,
:42:41
He should drop the whole elf
Thing and move on with his life.
:42:44
I mean, that's what I would do if
I was you.
:42:46
Oh, my god! Walter, this is...
:42:50
This is wonderful,
:42:51
You... you have another son.
:42:54
Wonderful. Oh, gosh, I...
:42:55
I guess I never really thought
of it that way.
:42:58
This is incredible, I...
:42:59
You know, it's a little
complicated,
:43:01
But it's nothing that we can't
handle.
:43:04
Honey? What?
:43:06
He thinks he's an elf.
:43:09
I'm sorry, what?
:43:10
He think she's a Christmas elf.
:43:13
Oh, come on, Walter,
:43:14
I¡¯m sure he doesn¡¯t actually
think he¡¯s an elf.
:43:18
And then, I traveled through
the seven levels
:43:21
Of the candy cane forest,
:43:23
Past the sea of swirly-twirly
gumdrops,
:43:27
And then, I walked through the
Lincoln tunnel.
:43:50
Ahh.
:43:53
So, where were you for the
last 30 years?
:43:57
The north pole.
:43:58
Can you pass the maple syrup?
Please?