:52:01
all right, that's who
we should be afraid of.
:52:03
Tell me who
the fuck that was.
:52:05
His name was Jason Voorhees.
:52:08
Shit, man...um...
:52:11
How'd you know
we were here?
:52:14
Nothing personal,
but the Scooby van out back...
:52:16
wasn't exactly subtle.
:52:18
And never keep
your keys in the door.
:52:20
Great, so now we're
completely fucked.
:52:22
No, you're not.
:52:24
I'm here to help you.
:52:27
Now, this Jason Voorhees
supposedly drowned...
:52:29
at Camp Crystal Lake
back in 1957...
:52:32
when he was
eleven years old.
:52:33
The counselors weren't
watching him...
:52:36
then they made the mistake
of killing his mother.
:52:39
The legend has it...
:52:41
that Jason kept returning
from his grave...
:52:43
to punish whoever
returned to the camp.
:52:45
I think we're dealing
with a copycat here.
:52:48
No. No. No, no, no.
:52:49
He's not a copycat.
:52:51
I've seen what he can do.
He's the real Jason.
:52:52
That's impossible, Linderman.
Jason is dead.
:52:55
You'd better start thinking
outside your little box, dude...
:52:58
'cause somebody's
definitely breaking...
:53:00
the fucking reality rules, OK?
:53:01
It makes sense in a way.
:53:03
I mean, what if Freddy
brought Jason back...
:53:06
because he was too weak
to go after us on his own...
:53:08
so he used Jason.
:53:11
I mean, he knew that
we'd think it was him...
:53:13
that we'd spread
the fear again.
:53:14
And now that it's working...
:53:16
it's like he can't
shut Jason back down.
:53:18
Wait a minute.
:53:20
Freddy died by fire,
Jason by water.
:53:23
How can we use that?
:53:25
I think we should
concentrate on Jason first.
:53:27
But I thought we decided...
:53:29
that Freddy was the one
pulling the strings.
:53:31
Shouldn't we go
after him first?
:53:33
I don't know, maybe
what we need to do is...
:53:36
to offer Freddy
a sacrifice.
:53:38
Yeah, yeah, totally.
:53:40
Like a virgin, right?
Someone pure.
:53:48
Dude, don't look at me.
:53:50
Even if you pay for it,
it still counts.
:53:53
Oh, come on.
:53:55
Look, we all know who
the real virgin is here.
:53:57
-Kia!
-Oh, come on, Lori.