:10:03
Okay, guys, this is the game reserve.
We are the stag.
:10:07
- Out there is the babe stag.
- The hind.
:10:10
- What?
- Female stag, it's called the hind.
:10:13
That's where the girls lose interest, man.
Too much detail.
:10:16
It's really hard to believe
you don't have a girl.
:10:18
Maybe I should go back to the hotel room.
What if Lizzie E-mails me?
:10:21
Eddie, think of this as practice time
before you meet her.
:10:23
Besides, relax. You just got here.
Check out the scene.
:10:25
- Yeah, work on your moves.
- I don't have any moves.
:10:28
Take it from the masters. Dude, you wanna
pick up chicks, I'll give you the secret.
:10:33
You want mad phone numbers
and make them beg you to keep it?
:10:36
You'll be heart breakin', better yet,
heart bustin'. Just follow me and Justin.
:10:38
- And here we go.
- And soon they'll be lustin' for you.
:11:08
Oh, my!
:11:11
- You doing anything later?
- Yeah.
:11:14
Tryin' to get that image out of my head.
:11:18
Identification, please.
:11:20
I swear, Officer, I-I was experiencing
a temporary psychosis...
:11:24
brought on by heat
and large crowds.
:11:26
It's like this rare condition
known as posterior spasmodica.
:11:30
- It's very dangerous if you let it go unchecked.
- Right.
:11:33
Has anyone ever told you
you have beautiful eyes...
:11:37
- Officer Cutler?
- Thanks.
:11:39
- Let me give you my number.
- Cool.
:11:45
- See ya.
- Wait. This isn't your number.
:11:48
This is a ticket!
Seventy-five bucks. Man!
:11:52
- I think she likes you, buddy.
- Nah. Really?
:11:54
She does have
beautiful eyes.
:11:56
Dude, yeah, and you got
a real beautiful ticket. Come on.
:11:59
Pool closes at sundown.