:26:59
It just doesn't make sense.
:27:01
No, what doesn't make sense
is you're on spring break...
:27:04
and you're still talking about
the one girl who blew you off.
:27:06
We had a very nice connection
in that bathroom.
:27:08
- Oh, if I had a nickel for every time I said that-
- You'd have ten cents.
:27:11
I remember.
You said it twice.
:27:13
Look,J, I feel your pain.
I know what it's like to be blown off.
:27:16
- No, you don't.
- But still, I know what pain feels like.
:27:19
You remember when I broke
my collarbone snowboarding?
:27:22
- Best way to get over this chick is to move on.
- I'm gonna ask her out again.
:27:25
Go ahead. Send another.
Really humiliate yourself.
:27:27
Come on. What's the worst
she can say? No?
:27:30
Trust me. Being rejected
by text is way less humiliating.
:27:34
Right.
:27:40
Okay, spill, and I need the details.
:27:43
Last night was magical.
Carlos took me dancing.
:27:46
- We went walking under the moonlight.
- Yawn.
:27:50
Maybe I should take a chance.
So one guy doesn't call.
:27:53
I gotta keep putting myself out there.
Be more like Alexa.
:27:56
- Are you sure about that?
- Her phone's been ringing nonstop.