From Justin to Kelly
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:39:01
See y'all later.
:39:11
Margarita Madness was the bomb. I made
a thousand bucks. Set an all-time record.

:39:15
Plus, I met a Swedish girl named Inga
and I only spilled her drink three times.

:39:18
- Another record.
- Well, I'm off to meet my Internet babe.

:39:22
Once she sees this bronzed
Adonis, she'll know it was worth the wait.

:39:25
- Whoa, whoa. Got milk?
- My skin is not milky. It is alabaster. Thank you.

:39:30
Plus, I have three hours
of prime tanning time before our date.

:39:33
- Hey, I've been lookin' for you.
- Well, you're in luck. Here I am.

:39:36
You invited my girlfriend last night
to your little margarita party...

:39:39
and your bouncer
didn't let me in.

:39:41
And I don't take
rejection too well.

:39:44
You know, there's a really
good explanation for that.

:39:47
- What is it?
- Tell him.

:40:08
Officer, thank God.
I swear, I was being chased by a giant steroid.

:40:11
He was mean looking and big and-and mean.
:40:18
How much do I owe?
:40:32
Bronze me.
:40:37
Well, I better get going.
I'm meeting Justin in an hour at the beach.

:40:40
Kelly, I don't mean to burst your bubble,
but I don't know about Justin.

:40:43
- Why are we friends with her?
- I'm just trying to protect Kelly's feelings.

:40:47
The guy's a party animal. How do you know
he's not dating a different girl every night?

:40:51
I don't. I'm just willing
to take that chance.

:40:52
- You don't have anything in common.
- That's what's cool about it.

:40:57
I appreciate your concern, but you don't
know what it's like to connect with someone.


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