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Thousands of years ago,
dogs arrived here from the Home Star
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to colonize
and dominate the planet.
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All Earth dogs are descended
from those dogs.
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What Home Star?!
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This is why dogs and people
shouldn't talk.
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Dude, you never heard
of the Dog Star?
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It's called Sirius.
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Wait, you know
about this, too?
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My grandma used to
tell me stories.
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We've all heard them.
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My great-grandfather told me
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he had to pass through Uranus
to get here.
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You expect me to believe
that there's a planet out there
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made up of only dogs?
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We don't expect much
from your species.
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Now go outside and play
so we can do our business.
:20:37
Go play, boy.
:20:39
I don't have to go outside.
:20:41
Pardon me, but you were saying
something about a mission?
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Right. Thank you.
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I have been sent here to file
a report on Earth dogs.
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What, like a report card?
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Yes. Now, sit!
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I will observe your lives
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and then grade you
on how you have upheld
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the Sirius code
of dignity and dominance.
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We're going to get graded?
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Yes, and I'll be
submitting my report
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directly to our most noble
pack leader--
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the Greater Dane.
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- What?
- The top dog?!
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Canine-in-chief.
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I need to pee-pee.
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The Greater Dane
is upset by rumors
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floating around
the galaxy recently
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that Earth dogs may have
strayed from their original mission
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and lost control
of this planet.
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There's even one crazy rumor
we've heard
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that claims humans
keep dogs as pets.
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Oh, my!
That is crazy. lsn't that crazy?
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Super crazy.
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Who would say
a crazy thing like that?
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Hold on!
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You don't honestly think
that dogs are in charge--
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Can we get some air?
I feel a little woozy.
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See this?
I bought it.
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I clip it on you
because you are my dog.