:01:11
If you look over there,
it's the Lincoln Memorial.
:01:16
Lincoln freed the slaves...
:01:17
but before he did it, he said,
"First you niggers got to build me a statue."
:01:23
Right there is the Jefferson Memorial.
:01:26
Jefferson had a black mistress.
:01:28
He said, "All men are created equal,
but black women got the nicest ass!"
:01:34
That's the Treasury.
:01:36
If you look real hard in the window,
you can see Oprah counting her money.
:01:42
$20 trillion one, $20 trillion two...
:01:45
Hi, Oprah!
:01:52
What's it like...
:01:54
traveling all over the country
and meeting all those people?
:01:59
I like it. I like traveling,
I like meeting the people.
:02:02
But sometimes, you don't know
if people like you for you.
:02:07
- Know what I mean?
- I like you for you.
:02:11
And I think you're okay.
:02:14
- Just okay?
- I'm just playing.
:02:19
I forgot how nice D.C. was.
:02:22
I'm always working.
I never get a chance to check it out.
:02:25
Maybe you need to take advantage
of what's in front of you.
:02:28
You never know, you may look up someday,
and it might not be there.
:02:37
Freeze!
:02:39
Put your hands up in the air
and step away from Mr. Gilliam!
:02:42
It's okay!
:02:44
- What the hell are you doing?
- What the hell are you doing?
:02:47
You can't go dashing off
in the middle of the night with some girl.
:02:51
Something's happened.
We got to pack and get out of here!
:02:54
Somebody make sure she gets home safely.
:02:57
We have a plane waiting for us.