:12:01
'Cause there's nothing goin' on
in his stupid little head.
:12:05
Did you tell him
about the lizards?
:12:07
Ricky, let's not scare stanley.
:12:08
His name's not ricky.
It's zigzag, all right?
:12:11
Stanley, if you have any
questions, just ask theodore.
:12:14
Theodore will be your mentor.
:12:17
You got that, theodore?
:12:18
Yeah, man.
Whatever, dude.
:12:19
I'm depending on you.
:12:22
It should be no labor
to be nice to your neighbor.
:12:24
Hey, theodore,
is there a place
:12:26
where i can fill my canteen up
with water?
:12:28
I know he smells that.
:12:30
Yo, my name is not theodore.
:12:34
It's armpit.
:12:37
There's a water spigot
over there.
:12:43
Man, pit, what you gotta be
so mean for?
:12:46
Armpit: Man, i ain't mean.
I'm his mentor.
:12:48
Ain't that
what i'm supposed to do?
:12:51
Thanks, armpit.
:12:54
Man, whatever.
:12:55
Man on p. A: Today's menu...
chili, string beans,
:12:59
refried beans, garbanzo beans,
:13:02
green beans,
and banana jello.
:13:05
[Laughter]
:13:06
Hey, stanley,
come here, boy.
:13:08
This is where you sit.
:13:09
Sit down.
:13:16
Hey, yo, new kid.
:13:17
Hey, yo.
:13:18
See, you didn't dig today.
:13:20
So, uh, you wouldn't mind
giving up your bread
:13:23
to somebody who did,
now, would you?
:13:27
No, you can have it.
:13:28
So, what'd they get you for?
:13:29
Stealing a pair of shoes.
:13:31
[Laughter]
:13:32
From the store, or were they
still on someone's feet?
:13:34
No, no, he just
killed the dude first.
:13:36
You just left out
that little detail, right?
:13:37
They were
clyde livingston's shoes.
:13:39
- Sweetfeet?
- What?
:13:40
Man, you did not steal no clyde
livingston's sweetfeet shoes.
:13:43
His world series cleats.
:13:45
Hold on, hold on.
How did you get 'em?
:13:46
He's, like, the fastest guy
in the majors, right?
:13:49
Only guy to hit four triples
in one game.
:13:50
[Laughter]
:13:52
Clyde livingston
donated his shoes
:13:54
to this... homeless shelter.
:13:56
Did they have
red x's on 'em?
:13:57
- What'd he just say?
- Huh?