:29:02
The warden's grandfather
owned the lake
:29:06
and half the town.
:29:13
[Whistle blowing]
:29:15
[Indistinct conversations]
:29:18
Whoo!
:29:20
Tie her off, there, boys.
All right, now.
:29:24
Get your sweet,
sweet magical onions!
:29:27
Get your elixirs,
health potions, onion tonics.
:29:30
Onions. Get your
onions here, folks.
:29:33
God's own chosen vegetable.
:29:35
Nature's magic vegetables
right here, folks.
:29:37
Mr. Collingwood, let me see
that head of yours.
:29:40
- My head?
- Yes, sir.
:29:42
Yeah, that's what i thought.
:29:44
I got exactly what you need.
:29:46
Just rub this on his head
every night, mrs. Collingwood,
:29:49
and before you know it,
his hair's gonna be
:29:51
as long and as thick
as mary lou's mane.
:29:53
- [Bell ringing]
- Sam, thank you.
:29:59
The ancient egyptians knew
the secrets of the onions.
:30:02
How its potent juices can cure
stomachaches and toothaches,
:30:06
measles and mumps,
rheumatism, hemorrhoids.
:30:09
[Children giggle]
:30:10
If you don't believe me,
just ask mary lou.
:30:13
All she eats is onions,
and she's almost 100 years old.
:30:16
How would you know, sam?
You're not a day over 25.
:30:19
Nature's magic vegetable,
miss katherine.
:30:24
I don't care how much gold
there is back there,
:30:26
i ain't goin' back
without some lizard juice.
:30:28
I see your friend back there
wasn't so smart.
:30:30
Too bad he didn't know...
:30:31
yellow-spotted lizards
don't like my onion juice.
:30:34
Get your sweet,
sweet onions, folks.
:30:37
Health potions, lizard oils,
onion tonics, cure-alls.
:30:43
And for you, miss katherine,
:30:44
i have this special bag
of onions.
:30:47
Thank you.
:30:48
- And your peaches.
- Thank you.
:30:50
Sometimes i think green lake,
texas, is heaven on earth.
:30:54
Those peaches are the work
of an angel.
:30:57
I like peaches.
:30:59
[Laughter]