:15:06
- Hey, Joe, you ready for something?
- Shoot.
:15:09
I don't think I want
to be a cop anymore.
:15:15
Come on, you need some fresh air.
:15:18
- Put this on my tab, Hank.
- What tab?
:15:21
Hey, I got it. I got it. It's okay.
:15:25
Here.
:15:28
If you don't want to be a cop,
what do you want to be?
:15:39
I want to be an actor.
:15:41
- You wanna be what?
- An actor.
:15:45
What?
:15:47
Okay.
:15:50
- You're gay. I can deal with that.
- You know I'm not gay.
:15:53
Why do you want to do
something stupid like acting?
:15:55
Because it's my bliss.
:15:59
And I have to follow my bliss.
:16:01
Turning into Oprah around here.
:16:03
I rented a theater
on Highland, Friday night.
:16:05
I invited some agents and producers.
It's called a showcase.
:16:09
- What are you showcasing?
- My talents.
:16:11
Mr. Robert De Niro here.
:16:14
Hey, detective, you're gonna say
it's none of my business...
:16:18
...but when's the last time
you got laid?
:16:21
None of your business.
:16:24
Right.
:16:52
Say it ain't so, Joe.
:16:54
Oh, my God.
:16:57
Jesus Christ.