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Is that Colin Ware, renowned British artist?
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Come on in, Colin.
Webster, this is Colin. Show him.
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Don't say anything,
let him form his own opinion.
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Come on, be brave.
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Tell us what you think, Colin.
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- It's the cannon, right?
- I don't know, you tell us. You tell us.
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Looks just fine to you, does it?
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It's maybe just a little more
flesh-coloured than the original.
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We can fix the colour.
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He's English. He's too polite to say it.
:31:39
- Look at it, Colin. What does it look like?
- Doug, no one wears a tie tucked in.
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Look, Mr Ware, in your opinion does the
cannon on this tie in any way resemble a...
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- What do they call them over there?
- Gee, I don't know.
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- A penis?
- A penis. A big, huge penis. Thank you.
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Thank you. Jury's spoken.
Take a chair, Ware.
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Now go back and have your people
come up with another concept,
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not a goddamn Viagra commercial.
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God, it is hell being a visionary.
:32:10
Ware, have you been able
to try any of our spring water?
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Now, this spring water comes from deeper
in the earth than your other spring water,
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so it's older water.
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Now, you might not think
you want older water...
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- Sounds like maybe I do.
- Oh, yes. Old is good, Colin. Old is good.
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So says my mineralogy expert,
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and I do not keep Rock-man Ray
on the payroll just to yank my chain.
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Good, don't you think?
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It's a very nice fresh taste.
A very nice old fresh taste.
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You can taste the old, can't you?
Statewide marketing begins next month.
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We wanted to call it H2Ope, but we're
having a hard time g etting it cleared.
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Hope Springs Eternal is the working title
right now. Pretty good, don't you think?