1:12:02
There's a whole special outfit.
He showed me lots of old photographs.
1:12:06
- Of lots of old queens?
- Of former incumbents.
1:12:12
I know we're having major differences,
but I could really use your advice on this.
1:12:21
I can't do this.
1:12:23
- I can't go on with this.
- Go on with what?
1:12:26
This. This joke. It's all a joke, Vera.
1:12:29
- What do you mean, a joke?
- This is just a fake. I made it up.
1:12:33
The family-tree thing, anyway. The queen
thing was a Doug Reed embellishment.
1:12:38
I was just so pissed off with you,
1:12:41
with all your tricks and the way
you've been buggering things up for me.
1:12:45
That is so bloody typical of you.
1:12:48
You have never, ever, been able
to share in my excitement about anything.
1:12:53
- It's a fake, Vera.
- It is not a fake, Colin.
1:12:56
It is a fake. Look. "Kendall",
even spelt wrong the way I spell it wrong.
1:13:00
I watched Doug log on and type in
my details. I saw this being printed out.
1:13:04
I saw it with my own eyes!
1:13:06
Of course, because he loaded it all up
in advance! I saw him with my own eyes!
1:13:10
Have you looked closely?
Tom Jones is in there!
1:13:13
- Jones is a very common Welsh name.
- Yes, but married to a Catherine Zeta?
1:13:35
I bet you and Mandy
had a right giggle about this.
1:13:38
We're not together any more.
1:13:40
- Really?
- Really.
1:13:45
It's all over?
1:13:48
Yeah.
1:13:58
You're still not coming home with me,
though, are you?