:18:01
Wouldn't Michael
look cool in that?
:18:05
Hey, I did a good job.
:18:08
Michael Sherwood would
look good in anything.
:18:11
That's not the point,
though, okay?
:18:13
Enjoy him,
and fool around with him.
:18:16
Don't fall in love with him.
:18:18
Why do you think
they call it 'falling, ' anyways?
:18:21
It's not worth it to you
to spend on a wedding.
:18:24
It's the most important day.
:18:25
I was trying to kill
two birds with one stone.
:18:28
Cheap is what that is.
:18:29
You see cheap,
I see convenience.
:18:32
Look at them.
:18:33
They're like a walking
warning sign against romance.
:18:36
Lewis is this anal, uptight geek
who has my sister under some spell.
:18:40
Now all this formerly
semi-intelligent person thinks about
:18:44
is diamonds and hairdos and bullshit.
:18:47
It's like K-Mart.
:18:48
How am I supposed
to know what it looks like?
:18:51
Maybe go by and look
at it? Or maybe...
:18:53
See? They don't
even like each other.
:18:55
But this stupid spell they're under
makes them disregard all the facts.
:19:00
They are fighting because they
love each other enough to care.
:19:04
I didn't know it looked
like a K-Mart before I went there.
:19:07
Once we got in there, you knew.
- I made a mistake.
:19:11
Too bad you can't get
a divorce before getting married.
:19:13
You could save yourself
in that stupid extra step.
:19:19
I'm sorry.
- See?
:19:22
What are you looking for?
- These dishes, they're perfect.
:19:27
That's love, Halley.
:19:30
Okay, fall once and you may never
be able to get back up again.
:19:42
Geek!
Get out of here.
:19:52
Isn't he adorable?
:19:55
He's cute.