How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
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lntestinal complications.
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Yeah, right, Arnold. Prunes.
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Did you meet Joey?
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A female Andy.
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l-E.
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Nice to meet you.
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Okay, here we go now.
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The game is Bullshit,
and you are just in time

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for the lightning round,
my dear.

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l don't really know how to play.
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Well, we're going to teach
you how. lt's very simple.

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Trick is to get rid
of all the cards

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in your hand, all right?
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So l'm going
to look in my hand,

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and l'm going to see
what l've got here.

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And, well, do you know?
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l've got two aces here.
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Well, two aces.
What do you say to that?

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What are you
going to say?

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-l say bullshit.
-Mm-hmm.

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What did she say?
l didn't quite hear.

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Did you guys...?
l didn't hear what she said.

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What did you say?
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l said bullshit!
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All right!
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Well, she knows how
to play the game,

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Yes, sir.
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Hey, big daddy,
come to Papa.

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Get on over there, big man.
Slick as a whistle.

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How you doing, Unc?
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Hi, Ben.
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-That's my grandson.
-Pop.

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Hey, how you doing, buddy?
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Got a game of Bullshit
going here?

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A little game of Bullshit.
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Want to join us?
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Good luck.
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What'd you leave me with, Joe?
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Look at the expert here.
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Okay, now, we went
through the deck.

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We're going to start
at the beginning now.

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So we go to twos.
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Let's see, now.
l've got myself one deuce here.

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Bullshit.
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Whoa!
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Bullshit, Pop.
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He's a human lie detector,
isn't he?

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Try this, son:
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two threes.
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Mm-hmm.
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One four.
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Three fives.
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Bullshit.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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You see whose name's on top
of the board over there?

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Yes, it says ''Ben,''
with a star next to it.

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You still want to bullshit me?
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God, you must be so proud.
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l'm doing my best.
What do we got?

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Yes.
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-Did l b-b-bullshit?
-Got, uh...

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No, l told the truth.
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Three fives.
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He's good. He's the champ.
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All right, all right.
Lighten up on me, Jim.

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What am l?
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Sixes to you.
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One six.
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One six, all right.
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Whoa, look at what l got here.
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You see, the key to this game
is being able to read people.

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Two eights.
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Bullshit.
Bull...shit, Mama.

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Huh?
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l-l'm going to have to hurt you.
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Uh-huh. You see,
Mom's never been

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that great at it, but why?
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Just 'cause l'm so pure
of heart.

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-So pure of heart.
-Bullshit.

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Hello, hello!
Yeah, where is everybody?


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