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of the love between our two friends,
Marylin and Howard
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In today's cynical world,
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it's so hard to take
that great leap of faith
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aboard the ship of love and caring
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But today Marylin and Howard
are taking that leap
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and telling us, their friends,
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that they do believe,
that they do have faith,
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that they do love
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Do you, Howard Drexler Doyle,
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take Marylin to be your shipmate
on this journey through life,
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through gale and doldrum,
seas choppy, wild and calm?
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Yes, I do, Father Scott
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And do you, Marylin Rexroth, take
Howard to be your shipmate and companion
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to ports of every clime,
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Be it in first class or steerage?
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I do
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Then, by the power vested in me
by the State of California,
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and as captain
of the good ship Amore Veritas,
:55:55
I now pronounce you man and wife
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What do you think?
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- What are they, ladles?
- Berry spoons
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Spoons?
Berry spoons
:56:26
Everybody has spoons And
nobody needs berry spoons
:56:29
Everybody eats berries
Who are you, Pollyanna?
:56:31
Hey, everybody! Folks! Hey,
y'all! Where'd you see 'em at?
:56:34
A Martha Stewart catalog
right next to the silver napkin rings?
:56:37
I need your attention for a
minute Stadium seat ass-warmers?
:56:39
Dear God, Wrigley, how many cockamamie
personal possessions do we have to amass...
:56:42
Why so angry?
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Now, I know it's not common practice for the groom
to give his bride a gift on their weddin' day,
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but ever since
I met Marylin there
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I can't seem to quit
givin' her things
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- And I don't wanna stop
'cause it feels so durn good!
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Chow Sing, bring that barbecue sauce
over here, little buddy