1:01:01
Things are much quieter between us too.
-Well, well.
1:01:06
He's in Bologna all week
and I'm in Rome.
1:01:09
There's the weekend, but...
1:01:11
My wife falls asleep in bed
with the kids.
1:01:15
Great, you can reread Tocqueville.
1:01:18
That's what I did.
2000 pages on bible paper.
1:01:21
He's increasingly cultivated,
and his prostate increasingly swollen.
1:01:25
Sorry, I still enjoy it a lot.
1:01:29
In the country
there's an old cowboy I...
1:01:38
Cowboy? You're with a cowboy now?
1:01:41
Yes. There's an old cowboy
I invite over to shake my bush.
1:01:45
To shae your bush!
-Yes, but we had a fight.
1:01:50
I'll never understand men.
All my life I date cads
1:01:55
who thought only of escaping
after satisfying their base needs.
1:01:59
The other day, as a compliment,
I said to my cowboy:
1:02:03
To think we can still have sexual flings at our age.
He was incensed. He doesn't want to be a sex object,
1:02:09
talks about his masculinity.
-We love that!
1:02:13
Invokes father hunger goes on about exploring
his feminine side, his inner me.
1:02:19
It was unbearable.
1:02:22
The last thing I want is
a limp-dicked sentimentalist.
1:02:25
I want to be screwed forcefully.
That's all.
1:02:28
I'm sensitive
and smart enough for two.
1:02:32
A rub-down?
1:02:34
Would he like a rub-down? Does the
Muslim need to bow towards Mecca?
1:02:39
Does the Carmelite
long for the Holy Species?
1:02:43
Is this your first time here?
-Yes...
1:02:47
I don't know if you believe
in random acts of kindness,
1:02:51
but if you do,
render this sick man happy.
1:02:55
Give him the mother
of all rub-downs.
1:02:57
You will be repaid a hundredfold
in this life or another.