:21:05
- Has she noticed you yet?
- No.
:21:08
But the thing about romance is people
only get together right at the very end.
:21:13
Of course.
:21:16
By the way, l feel bad. l never ask you
how your love life is going.
:21:20
Er-huh!
:21:21
No.
:21:23
As you know,
that was a done deal long ago.
:21:27
Unless Claudia Schiffer calls, in which case
l want you out of here straightaway,
:21:32
- you wee motherless mongrel.
- Oh!
:21:35
No, no. We'll want to have sex
in every room, including yours.
:21:40
'lt's a rainy Christmas Eve all over the UK
:21:43
'and the question is who is number one
on the Radio One chart show tonight?
:21:47
'ls it Blue or the unexpected
Christmas sensation from Billy Mack?
:21:51
'You might have guessed it
although you may not believe it.
:21:54
'lt's Billy Mack.'
:21:59
- You are the champion!
- Shh.
:22:01
- 'Hi, Billy.'
- Hello.
:22:03
'We're live across the nation
and you're number one.
:22:07
- 'How will you be celebrating?'
- l don't know.
:22:10
Er, either l could behave like
a real rock'n'roll loser
:22:13
and get drunk with my fat manager...
:22:15
or, when l hang up,
:22:17
l'll be flooded by invitations
to a large number of glamorous parties.
:22:22
'Let's hope it's the latter. Here it is.
Number one, from Billy Mack,
:22:26
- 'it's Christmas ls All Around.'
- Oh, Jesus, not that crap again.
:22:33
Bill, it's for you, babe.
:22:36
Hello. Elton.
:22:38
O-Of course. Of course.
:22:42
Send an embarrassingly big car
and l'll be there.
:22:47
lt's gonna be a very good Christmas.
:22:58
- Right.
- l'd better be getting inside, actually.