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Erm, it...it was about Christmas.
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You realised it was all around.
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No. l realised that Christmas is the time
to be with the people you love.
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Right.
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And l realised that, as dire chance
and fateful cockup would have it,
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here l am,
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mid-fifties,
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and without knowing it,
l've spent most of my adult life
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with a chubby employee.
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And, much as it grieves me to say it,
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it might be that the people l love is, in fact...
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you.
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Well, this is a surprise.
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Yeah.
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Ten minutes at Elton John's and you're gay?
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No, look. l'm serious here.
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l left Elton's and a hefty number
of half-naked chicks with their mouths open
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in order to hang out with you at Christmas.
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- Well, Bill...
- lt's a terrible, terrible mistake, chubs...
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but you turn out to be
the fucking love of my life.
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And to be honest,
despite all my complaining...
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we have had a wonderful life.
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Well...
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thank you.
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l mean, come on, it's been an honour.
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l feel very proud.
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Oh, look, don't be a moron.
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Come on, let's get pissed and watch porn.