1:02:00
Well, no, they don't need a new one,
they have the old one.
1:02:03
It's actually quite simple.
You see, many years ago...
1:02:06
...people from Glasgow,
Glasconians, left the old Glasgow...
1:02:10
...and they came here.
And they built a new Glasgow.
1:02:13
And they called it New Glasgow
because it was new.
1:02:16
According to theoretical physics,
eventually we'll be able to fold space...
1:02:20
...so that the new Glasgow
will overlap the old Glasgow...
1:02:23
...enabling us to travel between the
two without moving in time or space.
1:02:27
But until then, let me assure you
that they are quite different places.
1:02:32
Did I mention that New Glasgow
just got waterslides? Those are fun.
1:02:36
- everybody. I'm taking you to
court. Understand? You there? Hey!
1:02:58
What are you all dressed up for?
You're not going anywhere.
1:03:08
Listen, Johnny, I really wanna work
in TV. Any job would do.
1:03:12
Fuck, I can't hire you to clean
the fucking toilets around here.
1:03:15
I had to lay off about a million people
yesterday.
1:03:18
Things are bad, Angelo.
1:03:20
Between you and me?
My last series didn't fly.
1:03:23
I could be on the street soon.
Imagine, a fucking bag man!
1:03:28
What about you?
1:03:30
- You gave up writing?
- Yeah.
1:03:33
That's too bad.
1:03:34
But listen, if you ever come up with
an idea for a series, give me a call.
1:03:39
So long as it's not about
the Civil War.
1:03:42
Write about stuff you know. You're
young. Write about young people.
1:03:45
You know, good-Iooking, bikinis,
tans, abs, boobs, everything!
1:03:49
That's what the networks want.
Young.
1:03:54
- How's your mother?
- Good.
1:03:56
Good.
1:03:58
Disgraziata!
That woman's a disgraziata!
1:03:58
Disgraziata!
That woman's a disgraziata!