1:05:00
I'm gonna send it back.
1:05:02
R.S.V.P., " Vaffanculo! Love, Maria and
Gino!" And we're not sending a gift.
1:05:08
- No gift.
- Ma sei matto?
1:05:10
We gotta get them a gift.
Lina will think we're cheap.
1:05:13
Nobody think I'm cheap.
1:05:16
We make a check for $200
and then we don't show up!
1:05:21
We can't not show up.
1:05:24
She's gonna tell everyone
that we're jealous.
1:05:26
Jealous? Jealous of what?
1:05:30
We go!
1:05:31
But I don't buy a new suit.
1:05:35
You wanna look like a bum?
1:05:37
We go shopping tomorrow!
1:05:39
The best suit, the most beautiful
dress and the biggest gift.
1:05:43
- That'll show her.
- Yeah! We'll go.
1:05:46
But we'll have a lousy time.
1:05:48
We look our watch all night
and we yawn.
1:05:52
We can't have a lousy time.
Then she's gonna think we're bitter.
1:05:56
We dance until dawn.
That'll spite her!
1:05:59
We can't dance until dawn.
1:06:01
Then she's gonna think
we're putting up a good front!
1:06:05
We...
1:06:09
Maria, this make me tired.
1:06:13
Are you sure about this, Pina?
1:06:15
Sure. With cannelloni,
you can never go wrong.
1:06:18
No, you and Nino.
Marrying a bisexual.
1:06:24
I am not marrying a bisexual.
Jesus-fucking-Christ.
1:06:28
Why didn't I keep my mouth shut?
1:06:30
I'm marrying Nino. He was in love
with Angelo, now he's in love with me.
1:06:34
- Okay.
- And you know what that means?
1:06:37
It means that I am sexy enough
to convert him.
1:06:40
Me, I can convert anybody.
1:06:42
Give me an hour in the Village
and there's not gonna be one.
1:06:45
Capito? So can we
change the subject?
1:06:47
Sure. But if he ever ask you
to strap on a dildo...
1:06:50
- Stop it!
...call me, I have quite the collection.
1:06:54
Stop it!