:32:02
Ouch! Stop it!
:32:08
Marvelous.
:32:11
Thank you.
:32:13
That's great.
All right.
:32:15
Our first item is something
truly, deeply exciting.
:32:20
It's dinner for two
with the handsome,
:32:23
the totally dreamy
Mr. Donald Trump.
:32:28
I love Donald.
:32:29
She can't be real.
:32:30
Who wants dinner
with Donald Trump?
:32:32
You don't have to touch him.
:32:34
Maybe he's changed.
:32:37
That's his real hair.
:32:38
-This is whack.
-Whack?
:32:40
Oh, that means "bad."
:32:42
I do volunteer work,
teaching black teenagers
:32:45
to wear the correct size.
:32:47
I'll be back. Excuse me.
:32:53
Is that Chuck Berry?
:33:02
Wow.
:33:04
What is he doing?
:33:05
You need some help, baby.
:33:06
I'm here to back you up.
:33:07
I'm... I'm working, okay?
:33:10
Just go back to your seat.
:33:11
It's okay.
:33:12
We're working together
as a team.
:33:14
They're old.
They don't have much time left.
:33:16
Look,
:33:17
shout out to the wee one.
:33:18
Throw your hands up.
:33:19
Stop it.
:33:21
Hey.
:33:22
We got to get these
wee ones some arms.
:33:26
My first item up,
:33:27
I need to talk
to just the ladies.
:33:30
Fellas, take five.
:33:34
He is so sexy.
:33:36
He's a gangsta.
:33:37
He raps about guns
and bitches and hos.
:33:39
That's what I said.
:33:43
'Cause I know you ladies all
beautiful and bangin' and alone.
:33:48
Are you alone, mama?
:33:50
I'm with my husband.
:33:52
Yeah, you're alone.
:33:54
Bam.
:33:56
And you're all here
:33:57
with your husbands
and your ex-husbands