:47:01
But first can I ask
you a question?
:47:03
Mm-hmm.
:47:05
When black people make love,
:47:07
is... is it different?
:47:09
From white folks?
:47:11
Oh, yeah.
:47:12
Mm-hmm. How?
:47:14
It's good.
:47:23
Oh, no.
:47:25
Mm, mm, mm, wait.
:47:27
But first, you have
to tell me one thing.
:47:31
What is your real name?
:47:33
Can I trust you?
:47:34
Yes.
:47:38
Kelvin. Kelvin Drell.
:47:41
I like that. It's real.
:47:45
Wait.
:47:46
Now you got to
tell me something.
:47:47
Something you've never
told anyone else.
:47:49
Like what?
:47:51
-Your weight.
-No. Oh, no.
:47:53
No, that-that...
I couldn't do that.
:47:55
No, that's-that's
too intimate.
:47:56
No, I'm saving that
for my wedding night.
:47:58
Trust me.
You'll feel better.
:48:01
Why should I tell you,
of all people?
:48:03
Because I don't care.
:48:05
Oh, Kelvin.
:48:14
Dr. S's posse is so hot.
:48:17
It turns out Freekazoid went
to Harvard Business School
:48:20
with my brother!
:48:21
T-Ville is going to open
his own restaurant.
:48:23
-Quantrelle isn't just a lawyer.
-He isn't?
:48:25
He's a new form of Pilates.
:48:27
Marci spent
the whole night in jail.
:48:29
-She did?
-With Martha Stewart.
:48:32
Okay...
:48:33
Okay! Oh, that's great.
:48:35
That's great.
:48:36
Oh, almost a quarter mile.
:48:38
I'm exhausted.
:48:39
Hi, hi! Hi!
:48:44
The club!
:48:45
-Yolanda!
-Jail!
:48:47
How are you?
:48:48
Well, you know how just forever
:48:49
I've been going out
with one guy after another
:48:51
and it's never really
worked out?
:48:52
Like that gorgeous
investment banker.
:48:54
-And the senator.
-And Bill Gates.
:48:56
And you know how
they're all great,
:48:57
but none of them
ever quite measured up
:48:59
to this dream I had
of the perfect man?