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:03:00
Either the Chevy Blazer, the Paris...
:03:02
- Do you have a water filtration system?
- One of them faucet filters? No, sir. I don't.

:03:06
- Well, do you read the papers or watch TV?
- Sometimes, yeah.

:03:10
Well, then you've probably
seen our advertisements.

:03:12
The government is gonna
make you pay a tax on the prize.

:03:15
But if you buy the Waterson 2000
water filtration system...

:03:19
...the prize gets recorded as a sales
expense, and you don't pay any tax.

:03:23
- Good deal, huh?
- Yeah.

:03:25
- Yeah.
- And then I get the trip to Paris?

:03:27
You're guaranteed one
of those three prizes.

:03:30
I'm gonna have a courier come to your
house. You're gonna give him a check.

:03:35
He's gonna come to me, and then we'll
decide which one of those prizes you get.

:03:39
See how that works?
:03:40
- How much do I pay?
- Three hundred ninety-eight dollars even.

:03:43
- You'd pay twice that in stores.
- I need to speak to my husband.

:03:47
Irene, my supervisor just stepped into my
office and he would love to talk to you.

:03:52
Can you hold just a sec? Thanks, Irene.
:03:55
- Good morning.
- Who says so?

:03:58
Irene Fisk. She wants to talk
to her husband first.

:04:01
Mrs. Fisk, John Goodhew,
regional vice president.

:04:04
Congratulations.
Which prize are you hoping for?

:04:06
- Paris.
- That would be my choice too.

:04:09
We've never been.
:04:10
My associate tells me
you have five grandkids? Wow.

:04:14
I understand you'd like to speak
to your husband first about this...

:04:18
...but the thing is, my secretary
is having a baby this afternoon.

:04:21
Everyone at the office is about
to head to the hospital.

:04:24
Well, that's wonderful.
:04:26
Let me confirm your address
for our courier service.

:04:29
All right.
:04:35
Hey.
:04:37
Sorry, sorry.
:04:40
Any thoughts on lunch?
:04:43
Spicy calamari?
:04:45
Thai food?

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