:57:04
God. These candies are so good.
:57:13
I don't get it.
:57:15
I've been counting my calories today,
and I can't have eaten more than 1500,
:57:18
and in theory I need 2000,
so in theory I shouId have lost weight,
:57:21
and I just weighed myself
before I left the house
:57:24
and I weigh nearly a pound
more than I did yesterday.
:57:26
It must be my metabolism.
:57:28
They should give us compensation
for slow metabolisms,
:57:32
give us some kind of allowance.
:57:36
Laurie, you want to come over
for dinner tomorrow night?
:57:39
Yeah, I'd love to.
:57:41
Great.
:57:42
Diet food, I hope.
:57:43
I don't want to ruin my diet.
:57:52
It's cold in the supermarket,
and you like it like that.
:57:56
People always read the labels of their
favourite brands really really carefully
:58:00
just to see how many chemicals
they have,
:58:02
and then they just sigh
and they put them in their cart anyway,
:58:05
like they're saying sure
it's bad for me,
:58:06
it's bad for my family but we like it.
:58:09
No one ever thinks
about death in a supermarket.
:58:44
Sixty dollars and forty eight cents.
:58:49
Girls, you finish
those mashed potatoes, okay?
:58:53
Oh, God. These ribs are so great.
:58:55
How did you get them
so tender?
:58:58
I leave them soaking in my fridge
in milk for a couple of hours.