National Lampoon Presents Dorm Daze
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:03:12
Look, I figured you'd try
and pussy out like this,

:03:14
being the pussy that you are,
you pussy!

:03:16
So I've already called an escort service,
your whore's on the way,

:03:19
and I told everyone, so they're all gonna
think you're a homo if you don't do her.

:03:22
I'm not giving
my special gift to a hooker.

:03:25
I'm in love with Rachel.
:03:26
You're a fag!
:03:34
Forget that prude.
:03:35
And that's for calling virginity
your special gift.

:03:38
If you must call it something,
call it your horrible shame,

:03:40
because that's what it is,

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