National Lampoon Presents Dorm Daze
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:25:01
Fine, but you asked me
to do it--remember that.

:25:03
Bring it.
:25:07
Oh, my gosh!
:25:09
I can explain.
She asked for it.

:25:12
I'm sure they all ask for it, Tony.
:25:14
I don't mean she asked like--
:25:15
Honey, tell them
that you asked me to do it.

:25:18
It's not what it looks like.
:25:23
He's trying to give her a miscarriage.
We've got to get her out of here.

:25:26
Okay, sure.
We believe you.

:25:28
Can we have a word
with you alone, Claire?

:25:30
Wait, explain to these nags
that I'm not beating you.

:25:33
Goddamnit, tell them!
:25:34
Quit trying to scare her into lying.
:25:39
What was that all about?
:25:40
Don't ask.
They're frickin' insane.

:25:43
Why are you hiding?
:25:45
Well, I accidentally stole
Claire's favorite handbag,

:25:48
and then I kind of lost it.
:25:50
The one her grandmother gave her?
:25:51
She'll kill me if she finds out.
Don't tell her you saw me!

:25:54
I'm still looking for it.
:25:55
I won't say anything,
but I would find it if I were you.

:25:58
Look, we gotta work on this scene.
I don't wanna look like an idiot.

:26:02
Well, let me hold the script,
'cause I'm still a bit rusty on my lines.

:26:14
Are you ready? Okay.
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- You're not having that baby!
- Yes, I am!

:26:30
Hey, sexy.
:26:34
- I want you.
- I bet you do.

:26:38
You know you're the only one
who's ever pleased me.

:26:41
That's funny.
I've heard that before.

:26:42
I need you to do it to me so hard.
:26:45
Oh, I will.
:26:46
I'm gonna give it to you so good.
:26:48
Yes, you are!
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I'm gonna lick every inch
of your gorgeous body.

:26:56
I can't wait to get
my hands on those tits.

:26:59
What?

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