1:04:02
You refusal to say who
won is taking more time...
1:04:05
than saying it straightaway.
1:04:07
She won, okay?!
Happy now, man?
1:04:11
Who's this?
1:04:13
- Who is it?
- My mom.
1:04:15
She's shocked
at all this mess.
1:04:17
- You said "man."
- Did I?
1:04:19
Yeah, "happy now, man?"
1:04:21
Mom, did I said "happy, man"
or "happy, mom?"
1:04:25
"Mom?" "Happy, mom?!"
1:04:28
Sorry.
1:04:29
For what, Martha?
I'm lost.
1:04:31
I did say, "happy, man?"
My mistake.
1:04:35
Mom, I gotta go now, and
consummate my marriage.
1:04:38
Bye, mom.
1:04:41
What's this "mom" shit?
1:04:44
- What?
- Nothing. It's fine.
1:04:46
And remember:
1:04:48
Consummate it with your left hand.
1:04:54
Sergio?!
1:04:57
I'm here.
1:05:02
I'd poison myself with DDT,
if you didn't come back.
1:05:07
I'd poison myself with DDT,
if you didn't come back.
1:05:11
- You would not.
- Yes, I would.
1:05:14
Would not.
1:05:16
- Why not?
- Because.
1:05:17
- Of course, I would.
- Would not.
1:05:19
Yes, I would.
1:05:20
Would not. Would not.
1:05:22
- Okay, I wouldn't.
- I knew it.
1:05:25
Cause I knew you'd come back.
1:05:27
- I would not.
- Yes, you would.
1:05:29
Would not. Why would I?
1:05:31
Because I love you.
1:05:34
- You do not, Sergio.
- I do, Vani.
1:05:37
- You do not.
- I do.
1:05:40
- Do ya?
- Look at me.
1:05:43
Have you ever seen me
this tear-eyed?
1:05:49
Now you'll know the pleasures
of sex, my damsel.
1:05:54
No, your damsel's
got her period.
1:05:57
No problem. There are
other possibilities.