:12:13
I thought you said near campus.
This is practically on-campus. It's sick.
:12:16
- This is great.
- How did you land this place?
:12:18
I don't know, it was pretty easy, actually.
:12:20
A professor lived here for, like,
30 years, and then he died.
:12:24
That's awesome!
:12:27
That's awesome.
:12:29
A little housewarming.
:12:31
To new beginnings.
:12:34
Thanks.
:12:37
Actually, I gave this to you
for your wedding.
:12:42
This model?
:12:44
No, this exact one.
:12:47
I'm sorry.
:12:49
I'm embarrassed.
I'm sorry.
:12:51
It's okay.
:12:52
I hope you like it.
:12:54
I love it.
Thank you.
:12:56
This place is unbelievable.
:12:58
- You like it?
- How could you still be depressed?
:13:00
This is the probably the best thing
that's ever happened to us.
:13:04
- Us?
- Yeah, us.
:13:05
Do not get selfish on me here, okay?
Now stay with me.
:13:08
You put a bar in over there, right?
:13:10
Couple La-Z-Boys to fill it out, a smarter
couch. You could put a hot tub anywhere.
:13:14
Max, can you earmuff it for me?
:13:17
We're gonna get so much ass here,
it's gonna be sick.
:13:20
I'm talking crazy, boy-band ass.
:13:22
That sounds like a lot of fun, but
:13:24
I need a little time to get
my life back together.
:13:27
We need to throw a big
kick-ass party to start things off.
:13:30
Absolutely.
Break it in a little, meet the neighbors.
:13:33
Come on, Mitch.
You know what I'm talking about.
:13:35
Break it in.
:13:36
The real estate guy was really
adamant about not having...
:13:40
I don't think you realize what
a huge opportunity this is for you.
:13:43
Girls love a guy who's in your
particular situation.
:13:45
What situation?
:13:46
Mitch, you're on the rebound.
:13:48
You're like an injured fawn
nursed back to health,
:13:51
who's finally gonna be rereleased
into the wilderness.
:13:54
[glass breaking]
Sorry.
:13:55
[baby crying]
Please be careful.
:13:57
- I'm sorry. You okay?
- Don't say sorry to me, say it to the baby.
:13:59
- You upset him.
- Sorry, baby.