:35:02
[screams:] D-ahhh!!
:35:05
Frank, just pace yourself.
:35:07
Copy that. Just got
a little overexcited. Sorry.
:35:10
At this point
you may be asking yourself,
:35:15
"Why am I holding
this 30-pound cinderblock in my hands?"
:35:21
You might also ask yourself,
:35:24
"Why does this cinderblock
have a long piece of string
:35:30
tied to it?"
:35:32
And finally,
:35:36
"Why's the other end of this string
tied securely
:35:41
to your penis?"
:35:44
And the answer, ladies, is trust.
:35:48
This is your first test.
:35:51
Spanish!
:35:53
Do you trust we've provided you
with enough slack
:35:55
so your block will land safely
on the lawn?
:35:58
Sir, yes, sir.
:36:00
- And Blue!
- Yes, sir?
:36:01
Do you trust that I do not want
to see you die here tonight?
:36:04
- Sir, yes, sir.
- Blue, you're my boy!
:36:06
Thank you, sir.
:36:10
About face.
:36:12
[drum cadence]
:36:14
Step to the edge!
:36:20
Pledges, prepare to release!
:36:24
One...
:36:26
two...
:36:28
three! Release!
:36:30
[yelling]
:36:34
Aahh!
:36:37
[unison]
Oh...!
:36:38
[girlish squeals]
:36:40
Wasn't meant to happen
like that, Weensie!
:36:43
Walk it off, big guy.
We're coming down.
:36:46
# One, two, three, four
:36:48
# One, two, three, four
:36:50
# I've been laid more times than God
:36:52
# Got six kids in Laung-Pau-Lad
:36:54
# One two three four
One two three four
:36:58
# I don't know, but it's been said
One more lap and I'll be dead