1:06:00
Dear Mitch, if you're holding this letter,
you already know.
1:06:04
The house has been boarded up.
The windows, the doors, everything.
1:06:08
We're at the Comfort Inn,
room 1 12.
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I love you. Frank.
1:06:13
Due to these infractions,
not only will your house be repossessed,
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but those of you who are students
will be expelled from the university
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for your participation in
a non-sanctioned fraternity.
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Please take a moment to
allow this information to sink in.
1:06:28
[sirens wailing]
1:06:32
Good. Believe me,
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the actions taken by the student council
have come as a great shock to me.
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But unfortunately, there's nothing
I can do about it.
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Thank you for your time.
Good luck, and God bless America.
1:06:49
[static]
1:06:52
He can't do that.
1:06:54
This guy's playing hardball.
1:06:56
I got to say,
I'm kind of impressed by him.
1:07:00
Well, we're expelled.
1:07:01
My life is over and I'm gonna wind up
working at Red Lobster.
1:07:03
- You already work in Red Lobster.
- Yeah, but it's part time, dick.
1:07:07
- Guys.
- Hey, listen.
1:07:10
This is a serious situation.
I mean, I'm kicked out of school.
1:07:15
I don't know what I'm gonna do.
My mom's gonna kill me.
1:07:18
Come on, she's not gonna kill you.
1:07:20
Yes, she is. I'm the first one
to go to college in my family.
1:07:23
When I left, she said,
"Weensie, if you screw this up, I'll kill you."
1:07:29
She showed me the knife.
1:07:31
- [Weensie sobbing]
- [Beanie: ] Shhh.
1:07:34
Mitch is a lawyer, buddy.
He's gonna take care of this thing, okay?
1:07:38
It's gonna be all right.
1:07:43
He was supposed to be Luke Skywalker.
1:07:45
Guys, still want to be in the fraternity?
1:07:50
We've been waiting all semester
for you to ask us that.
1:07:53
Good. I need your help with something.
1:07:55
Off the record.
You do this, you're in.
1:07:57
Sir, yes, sir.
1:07:59
Okay. Walsh, I need you to track down
a copy of University Code 7-A,