:00:55
Cinderella flew through the air...
:00:57
... far from all things ugly
and ordinary.
:01:00
When she landed at the ball...
:01:02
...she found herself most
impertinently surrounded by pirates.
:01:06
There was Alf Mason...
:01:08
...so ugly his mother sold him
for a bottle of muscat.
:01:11
Bill Jukes...
:01:12
...every inch of him tattooed.
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And, cruellest of them all...
:01:19
...Hook, with eyes blue
as forget-me-nots...
:01:22
...save when he clawed your belly...
:01:24
...with the iron hook he has
instead of a right hand...
:01:28
...at which time his eyes turn red.
:01:33
"Girlie", said Hook,
"we have come for ye glass slippers."
:01:38
Who be you to order me about
and call me "girlie"?
:01:41
Take that! Take that! And that!
:01:45
-Kill him! Run him through!
-Commoner!
:01:48
Hook came at her.
:01:52
What happened then?
:01:54
The brave Cinderella settled
the matter once and for all...
:01:57
-...with her revolver.
-A revolver?