:44:04
-Maybe he's gay.
-I think he might be.
:44:07
-Are you gay? That's cool.
-I am not gay!
:44:12
A little loud.
:44:15
I think girls are a little weird, that's all.
:44:18
This weekend, I was at this chick's house,
28 years old...
:44:21
and she still has stuffed animals on her bed.
:44:23
-Don't you find that strange?
-All chicks have stuffed animals.
:44:26
They're chicks, they're weird.
You can't let that bother you.
:44:29
-Scoot over.
-Dude, what happened?
:44:31
What the fuck did you do
to your fucking hand?
:44:34
I was drunk.
I slammed it in the door of my car.
:44:37
-You gotta go see a doctor.
-I'll go. It's all right.
:44:40
-You want me to take you?
-I'm good.
:44:42
-I came here to talk to Max, actually.
-What's up?
:44:45
I figured with my hand broke up like this...
:44:47
I should get a job,
'cause I won't be shooting pool no more.
:44:50
-You are drunk.
-How can I help?
:44:52
I figured since you're the only degenerate
here who's got a job...
:44:56
maybe I might ask that you put in a word
with that Merv guy.
:44:59
Merv? You fucking kidding me?
:45:01
He's not the kind you'd want to work for.
:45:04
-Why?
-He's kind of a fucking asshole.
:45:07
So, how bad could it be?
:45:10
Come on, he's a good friend of mine.
:45:12
Then definitely no. You think I want
anyone else like you working here?
:45:15
Next thing, it'll be mutiny at Merv's.
:45:17
Then they'll find me face down
in a puddle of blue toilet water.
:45:21
Don't you want a good salesman?
The sign in your office--
:45:24
I know what the sign says.
:45:26
Did you ever sell motor homes before?
:45:29
Did you ever sell cars before?
:45:31
Have you ever sold anything before?
:45:34
Then why the hell should I hire you?
:45:36
-Because I got ESPN.
-ESP.
:45:38
What the hell are you two talking about?
:45:40
You know, Dionne Warwick,
Psychic Friends, all that.
:45:43
It'll be a great asset for a salesman...
:45:45
to know what a customer's thinking
at all times.
:45:47
-I don't believe in that shit.
-You don't?
:45:49
-I don't.
-Then let me prove it to you.
:45:52
-How?
-I don't know. Let's make a bet.
:45:56
-What kind of bet?
-Don't. Remember what happened last time?
:45:59
What happened the last time?