:44:00
James Bond, of course.
:44:04
Suddenly, this gale force wind
rips off the roof tiles,
:44:10
my studio gets soaked...
:44:13
Six months' work
and materials down the drain.
:44:18
Listen up...
:44:21
A cute young tapeworm
sticks her head out an asshole,
:44:26
she looks around, crawls
back in, and asks her mom:
:44:30
Mommy, what's blue
and ripples so beautifully?
:44:40
And her mother answers,
That's the sea, my child.
:44:45
Right?
:44:49
-And the little girl asks...
-Girl tapeworm...
:44:54
Okay, the girl tapeworm asks:
:44:58
What's round
and yellow and so warm?
:45:06
And mom responds,
That's the sun, darling.
:45:11
So why do we live in here then?
:45:16
Because this is our home...
:45:21
up someone's ass.
:45:27
Yeah, I know that one well...
:45:31
If you think about it,
I'm my father's fastest sperm;
:45:35
I wonder the one's
who finished after me.
:45:38
-Millions of brothers.
-We're all winning sperm.
:45:43
We had good tail action.
:45:47
Many people never beat that
performance their whole lives.
:45:51
Even Matej led the pack.
:45:55
Know how to swim?