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that was all just a dream?
:00:05
That's what
you're trying to say?
:00:08
The facts speak clearly.
:00:11
So do I! You come here
waving papers in our faces,
:00:16
trying to bamboozle us
into believing it didn't rain.
:00:19
But I'm telling you there was a
downpour like I can't remember!
:00:24
Some senile old man
says that it didn't rain?
:00:28
I'll gladly testify
that the poor dear
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can't remember what he had
for lunch! Or if he ate at all!
:00:34
You request compensation
for lost materials in an amount
:00:38
exceeding 10,000 crowns.
What should I think?
:00:42
My husband's commission
is from the Fine Arts Union.
:00:46
Satisfied? A larger-than-life
monumental sculpture.
:00:53
It may not seem like it
but it takes a lot of material.
:01:00
We tried to cover everything
to keep it safe...
:01:04
But it's completely ruined.
It's simply...
:01:09
mud.
:01:16
We will compensate you
for the destroyed materials.
:01:20
But don't tell me
a Persian rug got wet, too.
:01:26
-A trowel rusted.
-You can't be serious!
:01:31
You're not going to claim
damages on a rusty trowel!
:01:34
It was a new imported trowel!
He had it less than a week.
:01:38
There is no way we are going to
compensate you for that trowel!
:01:42
-We'll get over it.
-You're not going to pay? -No!
:01:48
Then tell her, Bedrich,
whose sculpture dissolved.
:01:53
Don't be modest, tell her who
you worked on for six months,
:01:58
-and who melted into mush?
-You mean... -That's right!