:23:02
You can scrawl vulgar symbols
but you know nothing about them.
:23:09
Surprise me now by outlining
the female sexual organs.
:23:16
I'd be happy to, comrade,
:23:19
but I don't have any chalk.
:23:25
'F'.
:23:27
I was on border duty with Brita,
my pureblood German shepherd.
:23:33
All of a sudden I
notice Brita's caught the scent!
:23:37
So I, like, set her loose,
:23:39
and after about three miles
we got to some clearing,
:23:43
some really weird place, right.
:23:45
So I'm kind of casually,
peripherally looking around...
:23:48
All of a sudden, peripherally,
a watch flashes in the bushes.
:23:52
You know, like,
some guy, a border jumper!
:23:55
The kind that ain't got nothing
to lose; who'll do you ein zwei!
:24:00
Brita sees him
and starts barking...
:24:03
And guys...
:24:05
Oh, man...
:24:07
I had my Scorpion but,
like, the guy was quicker.
:24:12
Brita got it.
:24:17
-What about the guy?
-Clean shots. Here and here.
:24:23
If I'd had a G8, man,
he'd be the headless horseman.
:24:27
You know me, man;
nothing really gets me.
:24:32
But, guys, I cried like a baby.
:24:35
I just held Brita and was just,
like, crying. I ain't ashamed.
:24:43
Then all of a sudden there's
a chopper right above me.
:24:47
And who, like, runs over?
:24:50
Commander of the western
army sector, Colonel Sochor.
:24:53
And he's, like: Lá d'a,
what the hell? Are you okay?
:24:59
I said nothing since
I was so wasted about Brita.