:27:01
...I don't even know what to tell you.
It's like an instinct.
:27:04
It runs in our blood.
In the "sangre".
:27:06
Look at Papi, how many wives
he have? Like four or five.
:27:09
How many half-brothers
we have? A lot.
:27:10
See what I'm saying?
He's a player, man.
:27:14
Now, look.
I'll put you out on one thing.
:27:17
Lick your fucking
chappy-ass lips, man.
:27:19
Think girls will talk to you
if you have chappy lips?
:27:21
They look like dried-up raisins.
:27:23
What are you doing?
Not like that. Like this:
:27:30
Do it. Do it.
:27:31
Because you know why?
When girls talk to you...
:27:34
...they don't look at your eyes,
they look at your lips.
:27:36
You didn't know that, right?
Turn away right now.
:27:40
You didn't know I was looking
at your lips. Do it again.
:27:44
Bang. You see.
:27:45
Keep on doing it
because girls always look--
:27:47
You're not licking them. You wanna
be a "papi chulo" or "papi ferro"?
:27:50
-"Papi chulo."
-All right. Keep practicing.
:27:53
Oh, wait. One more thing
I got to ask you.
:27:55
What? What?
:27:58
Did--? Do you--?
Like, did you ever, you know--?
:28:01
What?
:28:05
What the fuck are you doing?
What?
:28:07
-You jerking off?
-No! It's a question.
:28:09
-Go wash you hands, man!
-No, I'm asking you...
:28:12
-...see if you did it.
-Hell, no!
:28:14
Just a question.
:28:16
Look. After I'm done, you ain't gonna
be Mommy's little church boy.
:28:20
You're gonna be like me.
Don't worry, bro.
:28:23
You're gonna be picking girls
like lottery numbers. All right?
:28:27
You never expect that I listen
to the conversation. It's very nice.
:28:32
You're teaching your brother,
the baby of the house, to be like you.
:28:35
Now you remind me
of your grandpa, my husband.
:28:38
-What are you talking about?
-He was the first gigolo.
:28:41
You're the second one.
You're gonna make him the third!
:28:44
-No, he's not, Ma.
-Don't defense him!
:28:48
-Ma, he's not bad.
-I was just talking to him.
:28:50
-We're just talking.
-Go to your room!
:28:54
Please, go to your room.
:28:57
Now, an explanation.
Where you been?