:09:05
Don't you see?
:09:06
If we were
:09:07
on a cruise right now,
we wouldn't be together.
:09:09
We'd be split up
between the pools, the spas,
:09:12
and the mile-long buffets.
:09:14
We're missing
Canadian Bacon Tuesday!
:09:17
Oh, can't this bait
trap go any faster?
:09:20
Hello?
:09:21
Hello?
:09:22
Is anybody there?
:09:24
Welcome passengers
to what I like to call
:09:27
"The Voyage of Your Lifetime!"
:09:28
Everybody, I'm getting a signal.
:09:30
It's from the Lipschitz Cruise.
:09:31
Oh, quick, let
me talk to them.
:09:33
Mom, are you there?
:09:35
We're having a little trouble
with the wild child.
:09:37
Sounds like
a disgruntled passenger.
:09:39
Oh! Hello, Lipschitz.
Charlotte Pickles here.
:09:41
Could you send a rescue boat
right away?
:09:43
We're the squalid little boat
in the middle of the ocean.
:09:46
Mom?
:09:47
My muscles are atrophying
as we speak.
:09:49
Well, we paid
for spa treatments,
:09:51
and I'm not missing one!
:09:52
Hey, we're getting a signal
here.
:09:53
Oh, Dr. Lipschitz,
can you help us?
:09:54
My wife really needs
to see the ship's doctor.
:09:56
Huh? Hang on a sec, Mom.
:09:58
I'm picking up some
lame-o soap opera.
:10:01
What is it this time, Debbie?
:10:02
Okay.
:10:03
I made everyone dinner,
:10:04
so I shouldn't have
to clean up, too,
:10:07
right?
:10:08
Mom, all she did was hand us
a jar of peanut butter.
:10:10
Uh, can we talk about this
when your father and I get home?
:10:13
Yeah. Any E.T.A. on that?
:10:15
'Cause you've been gone
since, like, yesterday.
:10:18
We're still looking
for the leopard at...
:10:20
Oh, Nigel!
:10:20
Over there!
What's that?
:10:22
That's... I see spots!
:10:24
Oh!
:10:25
Watch out for that
limb, dearest.
:10:28
Here, neofelis nebulosa,
:10:30
come to Papa.
:10:32
Hello? I was talking here!
:10:35
Oh, I'm sorry, Debbie.
:10:36
Now you're on your own
for dinner tonight.
:10:38
You know, normal
families
:10:40
eat dinner together
once in a while.
:10:42
Marianne, perhaps
I can lure out the leopard
:10:45
by imitating its mating call.
:10:53
Okay, so we're not normal.
:10:54
But as a teen,
I reserve the right
:10:56
to alternately reject
and embrace my parental units.
:10:58
Consider us embraced.