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For lunch today there is meat loaf,
broccoli spears, followed by
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humble pie, limp biscuit
and vanilla fudge
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Vanilla ice cream
and cream for dessert
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Lights out at 10:30 tonight, apart
from Marilyn Manson
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who wants
to sleep with the lights on
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The bedtime story
will be read by P Diddy
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It will be Little Red Riding
in the Hood
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Tina There's hundreds of them
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Would Madonna please report to the
music room for extra singing lessons?
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Holy cloned cow
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Is that Posh Spice over there
eating a steak and kidney pie?
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Well, that proves
she's not the real thing
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And look, there's Robbie Williams
having a food fight with Eminem
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And Ozzy Osbourne I can't believe
they cloned Ozzy Osbourne
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No
That's the real Ozzy Osbourne
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Victor never cloned him
He's a mad scientist, but he's not insane
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All you, look
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We've got something to show you
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Spit it out, boy
What about the clones?
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They're rebelling, Dr Gaghan
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Damn!
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- Lf we leave here, how will we survive?
- Form tribute bands
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- You can go on Pop Idol
- The point is
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there's a whole life out there
beyond those gates A whole world
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A whole world where you can do
what you want, not what you're told
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A whole world of fun and freedom
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You can throw a plastic boomerang
whenever you want
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And there's potatoes cooked
in hot grease and sugar Good, right?
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Look, all you need
to say is, " I'm tired..."
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Not so fast
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So go back to your rooms
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Anyone who disobeys me will be killed