Scary Movie 3
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:06:01
We'll update you as soon as we
have any further information.

:06:04
But either way,
it's clear something strange

:06:06
is happening in that small town.
:06:08
Ross?
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I'm sorry.
I wasn't listening.

:06:12
Coming up, more news after this.
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- Cindy, you got a second?
- Sure.

:06:17
I want you to take a look at
this for that strip club exposé.

:06:20
But I'd rather stick with
the crop circle story.

:06:22
Oh, come on. You know
those things are just a hoax.

:06:25
No, I'm telling you, I sense
something about that cornfield.

:06:27
Call it women's intuition
or ESPN or both.

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But I can tell
when danger's near.

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Ow!
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Ow!
My eyes!

:06:36
Cindy, it's sweeps month.
Ratings mean everything.

:06:39
People want
human interest stories.

:06:42
Like the one you did yesterday.
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The report
on breast augmentation?

:06:45
It was just 10 minutes
of topless women.

:06:48
I mean, come on.
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Wow!
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Why are these so interesting?
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Oh, for God's sake.
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People don't care about this.
:06:56
They want hard-hitting stories
and in-depth coverage and...

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And twins!
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You think it was
the Kreisel boys

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who cut that stuff
into your corn?

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All I know is my crops are gone.
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The bank's gonna foreclose
if I can't pay the rent.

:07:30
I got 60 days
to come up with $ 1.50.

:07:34
I'm sorry.
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The last thing you needed
was more...

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...hardship in your life.
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Especially after
what happened to...

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Sheriff, I don't need
your sympathy.

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I didn't mean to upset you,
Father.

:07:47
Please.
I'm not a minister anymore.

:07:50
I lost my faith
that terrible night.

:07:54
Your faith will return.
:07:55
Just as sure
as the sun will rise.

:07:58
Sounds like a long shot.
:07:59
Look, there's always
an explanation


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