:49:00
Oh, shizl gzngahr.
:49:10
469. I been cleaning after
this dumb-ass cracker Giggins
:49:14
for 10 years.
:49:15
But I been hitting it
with his woman for 12.
:49:18
Know what I'm saying, nigga?
:49:19
She likes her some chocolate.
:49:21
Sharpton for president, y'all.
I'm outie.
:49:24
Peace.
:49:25
An evil videotape
that kills people in 7 days.
:49:29
Alien forces
threatening the world.
:49:30
And who the hell
is this Cindy Campbell?
:49:32
If what she says is true, we're
facing an unprecedented crisis.
:49:35
Get me the president.
:49:36
You are the president.
:49:37
Good. Then I already know
about this.
:49:40
Let's order lunch.
:49:41
Sir, I think you need
to go on TV
:49:43
and convince the people that
there is no such thing as a UFO.
:49:47
Don't spell in front of me,
damn it.
:49:49
Aliens, sir.
:49:50
There's no such thing
as aliens.
:49:52
- That's not quite true.
- Sir?
:49:54
A year ago, a UFO crash-landed
in New Mexico.
:49:57
- A body may have been recovered.
- "May have been"?
:50:00
Well, there was
a terrible mix-up.
:50:03
It was Thanksgiving.
:50:05
The body was sent down
to the kitchen.
:50:07
They shoved stuffing up its ass,
and we ate it at a state dinner.
:50:11
That's the last I saw of it.
:50:12
No, scratch that.
:50:14
There were some sandwiches
made the next day.
:50:16
Mr. President!
:50:17
- Listen to me.
- Agent Thompson!
:50:18
Back away from that window!
:50:20
What? Did I forget
to put my pants on again?
:50:22
No, sir. It's just a feeling
I've been having
:50:24
since the news about the aliens.
:50:26
- Something's not right.
- I know what you mean.
:50:28
It's like that feeling
that something's not right.
:50:32
What is it?
:50:34
Some old Tupac, sir.
:50:38
"All eyez on me."
Hey, this shit is banging.
:50:43
Thank you, sir.
I appreciate it.