Scary Movie 3
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1:04:08
- Yo, what's up, George?
- C.J.!

1:04:10
I told you the 'hood
always got your back.

1:04:12
I got the boys with me.
Get out the car, man.

1:04:15
Who we gonna shoot?
1:04:16
Is y'all ready to go step?
1:04:17
Let's go do this,
'cause I'm hyped right now!

1:04:19
- Real hyped!
- You stepped on my shoe, bitch!

1:04:22
Call me "bitch" again,
1:04:23
and I'll park your truck
dead in your ass.

1:04:26
Damn, homey!
1:04:27
- In the cornfield.
- They're coming!

1:04:29
Me and my boys,
we gonna take care of this.

1:04:31
Come on, let's go.
1:04:32
Son, I'd bust
this shit right now.

1:04:34
- Your mama!
- I got your number, homey.

1:04:36
- We over here, y'all!
- He ain't gonna bust nothing.

1:04:38
I got nuts bigger than him.
1:04:40
Whoa, country-ass,
maple-syrup nigga.

1:04:42
Yeah, you want some biscuits?
You want some biscuits?

1:04:47
Get down!
Get down!

1:04:56
I can't believe what I just saw.
1:04:59
These men died
for their country.

1:05:00
Send flowers
to their bitches and hos.

1:05:08
I can't break free!
1:05:10
Think! They must have
some kind of weakness.

1:05:17
- Huh?
- Huh?

1:05:18
I found it!
1:05:19
Without their heads,
they're powerless!

1:05:21
Please, no.
We mean you no harm.

1:05:23
We traveled to your planet
to find an evil little girl.

1:05:26
We must destroy her
before seven days.

1:05:29
You mean you watched
the videotape?

1:05:31
Our satellite picked up what
we thought was "Pootie Tang."

1:05:34
That was a week ago.
1:05:35
And now our entire race will die
unless the girl is destroyed.

1:05:40
Oh, see?
They are peaceful.

1:05:43
If they're so peaceful,
why were they choking us?

1:05:46
Oh, that's how we say hello.
1:05:49
- Hello!
- Nice to see you.

1:05:50
- Hello.
- Hello.

1:05:52
Well, how do you guys
say goodbye?

1:05:54
Oh!
1:05:55
I had to ask.
1:05:58
If you think that's strange,
you should see how we pee.


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