Secondhand Lions
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So one day an assassin led Hub,
bound in chains,

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into the sheik's
fortress

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to claim his 10,000
pieces of gold.

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What?!
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They gave the assassin
bags and bags of gold

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as the sheik
ordered Hub

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down to the notorious
Dungeon of 1,387 Tortures.

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What kind of greedy, no-good scum
would turn in Uncle Hub for money?

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Well, I would.
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Ah, it was a trick.
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Yeah, it was a trick.
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In the dungeon,
I drew my sword...

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and single-handedly
slaughtered everyone in there

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and freed Hub
without dropping

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a single gold coin.
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Wait a minute,
wait a minute.

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You saved Uncle Hub,
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all this time carrying
hundreds of pounds of gold?

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You don't believe I killed
all those men and saved Hub?

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Well, Hub might've helped
just a little.

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- Uh-oh.
- We were greatly outnumbered.

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We fought against
incredible odds.

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And when it was over,
we split up.


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