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''A few days after Mike Tyson
was disqualified
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for biting Evander Holyfield,
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l offered half a dozen talk shows
my services as a biting expert.
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l'm someone who knows--''
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''The mini-bar is open,
and empty little bottles of booze
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are scattered on the carpet. ''
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''lt was the monthly gathering
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of 'The Commission to Restore
the Presidency to Greatness. '''
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''Patriotic prophets
will have a hard time
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holding back
this merchandising bonanza... ''
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- Thanks, George, sorry for the trouble.
- No problem, Steve.
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1:14:01
Chuck?
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Um...
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The-- the thing
with George Sims?
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That was--
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the voice-- the voice that you heard
on the telephone,
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that was my brother.
l'm sorry.
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There really is a George Sims.
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l-- l've spoken to him
a million times.
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He just stopped talking to me.
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You know,
because of the article.
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He was so mad about it.
l didn't know what to do.
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And the guys from Forbes were
putting so much pressure on me.
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You know?
And you were so mad!
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l just thought that if l could get
everybody off my back, okay?
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For just a day.
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Just a day would give me
enough time to-- go and find him.
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You can understand that,
can't you?
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You're fired, Steve.
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What?