:15:01
This is crazy,
:15:02
Better hurry.
:15:16
Ugh!
:15:21
Aah!
:15:24
:15:27
So who are you?
:15:29
l'm Juni Cortez,
ex-secret agent of the OSS,
:15:32
l need to get to level five,
:15:34
But l only have a few hours before
the Toymaker takes over the world,
:15:39
- Level five?
- Level five is unwinnable,
:15:42
l understand that,
But l have to save the world,
:15:44
Rez, this person thinks
he's level-five material,
:15:48
So l hear,
:15:50
You guys must be beta testers,
:15:54
One of the first allowed to roam free
these coveted digital hills, my friend,
:15:59
How can l offer service?
:16:01
l'm Rez,
:16:06
Hi, Rez,
Now, about saving the world,
:16:09
lf anyone's gonna get
to the great prize at level five,
:16:11
it's gonna be one of us,
:16:13
Whatever,
l want cheat codes,
:16:15
Back-door entrances,
Shortcuts, Anything,
:16:18
l can pay you with bonus packs,
:16:22
lmplementation of any form
of hack code or cheat boost
:16:25
will trigger an immediate game over
:16:26
and permanent evac from the game,
:16:28
lt's in your tech manual,
:16:30
You have to play the game by the rules
:16:33
or not at all,
:16:35
All right,
:16:36
How do l get to level two
as quickly as possible?
:16:39
Lives are at stake, Please,
:16:42
See that target? Hit it,
:16:45
You'll bounce straight to the moon,
:16:47
Yeah, l'd suggest a running start,
:16:49
Level two is on the dark side
of the moon,
:16:52
The way to get there is by hitting
that target and bouncing to it,
:16:55
Not a lot of realism
in these games, is there?